the only person I knew who showed up at the White House without the proper credentials was George Bush (President Bush said he got a lot of s--- done)

"Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration." –David Letterman

"Remember they had the big state dinner for the Prime Minister of India and a couple of people who weren't invited showed up? And now it turns out there was a third person who was not invited that showed up at the state dinner. It's a little crazy. I mean, before that, the only person I knew who showed up at the White House without the proper credentials was George Bush." –David Letterman

"President Bush is back in Washington. He's back from the big G-8 Summit in Russia. President Bush said he got a lot of s--- done." --David Letterman

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