You don’t look one day over let’s change the subject (Well, good for you, sir!)

In other presidential news, aides for Joe Biden are reportedly worried about the president overextending himself at the age of 81 by “working long hours, or riding a bike, or nodding too hard, excessive blinking.” But Biden doesn’t see it that way. According to aides, the president frequently reports that he “feels so much younger than my age”. Well, good for you, sir! You don’t look one day over let’s change the subject. —Stephen Colbert

And despite being ordered by a Georgia court to pay a whopping $148 million to two election workers he defamed, Rudy Giuliani continued to repeat falsehoods about them outside the courthouse, on Newsmax and on Steve Bannon’s podcast. He says it everywhere he goes. He even said it to his current roommates, two seagulls on South Street Seaport. On Tuesday, the same election workers sued Giuliani again to permanently stop him from lying about them. Well, normally I would say don’t kick a man when he’s down, but in Rudy’s case, go for it! —Stephen Colbert

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