Good luck getting Governor Chris Christie to sign that one (the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam)

"The head of the Federal Aviation Administration has been arrested on charges of drunk driving. I don't want to say how much the guy drank, but when they pulled him over, he was driving the beverage cart.'" –Jay Leno

"New Jersey legislators want to ban eating while driving. Good luck getting Governor Chris Christie to sign that one." –Jay Leno

"There was an embarrassing moment for Rick Perry. He announced that it was the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Jam." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”