Why don’t we give the emperor another shot? (Why you should thank a Union)

A new New York Times poll scared the hell out of everybody, as it found that Donald Trump led Joe Biden in five out of six key battleground states for the 2024 presidential election. Which is something I can barely wrap my head around. It’s like after the Return of the Jedi, the people in the galaxy were like, ‘you know, this Princess Leia is kind of a dud … why don’t we give the emperor another shot?’ —Jimmy Kimmel

Polls also found age to be a factor in voters’ preferences, as Biden is considered too old. Yeah, he is old. But I want to remind you – Biden is 80, Trump is 77. They’re basically the same age. This isn’t a choice between some old cadre and a young up-and-comer; this is a choice between Mr Burns and Mr Magoo. —Jimmy Kimmel

With the election a year away, a new poll found President Biden trailing Donald Trump in five of six swing states. But remember that polling a year ahead of an election is always super-accurate — and if you don’t believe me, just ask President Hillary Clinton. —Jimmy Kimmel

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