The only problem is if you hit a bug, you die (don’t drink that Snapple you found on the subway)

A fist fight almost broke out at a congressional hearing after senator Markwayne Mullen challenged the president of the Teamsters Union to a fist fight. He challenged the president of the Teamsters Union to a fight? Does he have a death wish? The two things I learned growing up in New York were, never mess with the Teamsters, and don’t drink that Snapple you found on the subway. —Colin Jost

Six Flags has unveiled a plan for a new roller coaster, which will be the world’s tallest and fastest with a 600 foot drop that reaches a speed of 150 miles per hour. The only problem is if you hit a bug, you die. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”