Let's go after the guy who makes the Junior Jumble so hard (Defenders of the status quo)

"Last night at the Democratic convention, Bill and Hillary Clinton were in an elevator when it got stuck between floors for five minutes. A spokesman called it a minor technical glitch, while Bill called it 'my own personal hell.'" --Conan O'Brien

A Chinese investment firm has bought the company behind the Batman movies. Which explains why in the next Batman movie, a young Bruce Wayne sees his parents killed, then goes back to making iPhones at the factory. –Conan O’Brien

"President Bush asked people around the world to stop the violence that has erupted over controversial cartoons in a Danish newspaper. President Bush said instead, ‘let's go after the guy who makes the Junior Jumble so hard.’" --Conan O'Brien

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