Let’s call it Maga-ritaville, baby! (I thought it was another Canadian wildfire)

Donald Trump remains the frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination despite numerous ongoing legal cases. Joe Biden, meanwhile, is dealing with significant pushback from his base; according to new polls, 21% of Democrats disapprove of him. And that’s the difference – Trump doesn’t have the same problem with his base. Trump could renounce literally every position he’s ever held, call himself a woke antifa communist who believes the military should be abolished and everyone should live together on one giant hippie commune where they smoke weed and wear Hawaiian shirts, and his supporters would be like, ‘hell yeah, let’s call it Maga-ritaville, baby!’ —Seth Meyers

“President Biden turned 81 today despite his campaign staff specifically advising him not to.” — Seth Meyers

There were so many candles on Biden’s birthday cake, I thought it was another Canadian wildfire. — Dulcé Sloan, guest host of “The Daily Show”

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”