It’s like a football game without Taylor Swift (Indiana voted to enjoy the contact high from Ohio)

“It was quite a night. There were five candidates onstage, three moderators asking questions, and two people watching at home.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Whatever you think about Donald Trump, Republican debates are kind of meaningless without him. It’s like a football game without Taylor Swift.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Well, guys, yesterday was Election Day, and despite some recent polls that show former President Trump leading President Biden, Democrats had a surprisingly strong night. Yep, Republicans were like, ‘How is that possible?’ and Democrats were like, ‘No, seriously, how is that possible?’” — Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, yesterday Americans went to the polls, and today we’re learning a lot about the new ballot measures each state approved. They’re pretty interesting. For instance, Ohio voted to legalize marijuana. Meanwhile, Indiana voted to enjoy the contact high from Ohio.” — Jimmy Fallon

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