"Super!" said Hillary and Donald at the same time (and I have to say, it smells it)

New York City turned 352 years old yesterday, and I have to say, it smells it. –Seth Meyers

Sen. Ted Cruz's Twitter account last night liked a pornographic video about a woman who finds a couple having sex on her couch. "Ew, gross," said the porn stars after hearing that Ted Cruz watched them. –Seth Meyers

Fox News anchor Chris Wallace, who will be moderator for the final presidential debate of election season, said in an interview this week that he doesn't feel it's his job to call out the candidates when they lie. "Super!" said Hillary and Donald at the same time. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”