Forget All Those Things I Said During The Primaries (The other is Bush..)

"Tomorrow night at the Democratic Convention to show her

support for Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton is going to give a

speech. Everyone's waiting to hear what she says, yeah. Hillary's

speech is entitled, 'Forget All Those Things I Said During The

Primaries.'" --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush met with the prime minister of Israel and the prime minister told Bush that he intends to defend Israel's borders. When he heard this, Bush said, 'You mean you have trouble with Mexicans, too?'" --Conan O'Brien

"During the Democratic convention, this is true, delegates are being warned this year not to drink too much. They're being told not to drink too much, yeah. Yeah when asked why, Democratic officials said the last time we got drunk at a convention, we ended up nominating Walter Mondale." --Conan O'Brien

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