a cartoonishly weak field of opponents (it's hard to concentrate when you are getting a $2,000 [bleep]job)

"The feds caught the governor when they became suspicious of

some irregular money wire transfers that the governor had made.

And then they tapped his phones and monitored his text messages.

Basically they thought this was a bribery case and it wasn't. If only

someone experienced in law enforcement could have given Eliot

Spitzer better advice [on screen: Spitzer saying, 'Never talk when

you can nod, never nod when you can wink and never write it in

email because it's death. You're giving prosecutors all the evidence

we need']. In Spitzer's defense, he probably forgot he said that

because it's hard to concentrate when you are getting a $2,000

[bleep]job." --Jon Stewart

"And on the Republican side? [on screen: John McCain saying, 'We have won enough delegates to claim with confidence, humility, and a great sense of responsibility that I will be the Republican nominee for president of the United States']. Senator McCain, congratulations. All it took was grit, patience, and what was, in retrospect, a cartoonishly weak field of opponents." --Jon Stewart

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”