Get the body you always wanted this summer!! (Which one of us are you talking to?)

 

"And last night during his speech, Bill Clinton promised to do everything he could to help Barack Obama win the election. And then Hillary said: That's nice. But you know Bill. Keeping promises is not his strong suit." --Jay Leno

"President Bush met with the president of China at the White House. The arrival ceremony was interrupted by a protester who started yelling, 'Stop the persecution, stop the torture!' President Bush had to ask, 'Which one of us are you talking to?'" --Jay Leno

 

"Fidel Castro ran Cuba for almost 50 years. And political analysts are now debating what kind of changes the Cuban people will hope for. I'm gonna guess: term limits." --Jay Leno

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