In that, if you believe him, you are a dope (benefit of the doubt)

Right now, Donald Trump has 40 percent favorable, whereas on his Inauguration Day, Barack Obama’s favorability rating was 79 percent. But he was the first black president, and if America’s known for anything, it’s giving black men the benefit of the doubt. –Stephen Colbert

"Paul Ryan stretching the truth to make his speech more effective is just another form of doping. In that, if you believe him, you are a dope." –Stephen Colbert

"We already knew that Barack Obama went to a madrassa, his middle name is Hussein, and his followers would strap dynamite to themselves if he asked, but this photo clinches it. Barack Obama is a rare combination. If there's one thing we've learned from the Clinton campaign, it's that he is a terrorist and lacks the experience to fight terrorists. The Obama people say that this is an innocent picture of him in traditional Somali costume taken during a tour of Africa. They say the photo was released to Matt Drudge by the Hillary Clinton campaign. Where do they get this stuff? In this case, Matt Drudge, who said he got the photo from the Clinton campaign. Obama's people have called leaking the photo -- quote -- 'shameful, offensive fear-mongering' -- exactly what you would expect a terrorist to say, maybe with an accent. The Clinton folks put the blame where it belongs. Chief strategist Maggie Williams said -- quote -- 'If Barack Obama's campaign wants to suggest that a photo of him wearing traditional Somali clothing is divisive, they should be ashamed.' She is right, it's not divisive. In fact, it brings the nation together in the belief that Barack Obama is a terrorist." --Stephen Colbert

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