She’s like the person who shows up to your wedding wearing white, or goes to your funeral in a coffin (So remember to tip, because your delivery guy definitely has an ax)

“Arizona senator Kyrsten Sinema has decided to leave the Democratic party and register as an independent. That is shocking – Kyrsten Sinema was a Democrat? Sinema announced her decision days after Raphael Warnock won the Georgia runoff election, securing a clear Democratic majority in the Senate. Naturally, Sinema decided to make it about her. She’s like the person who shows up to your wedding wearing white, or goes to your funeral in a coffin.” —Stephen Colbert

“Well, guys, we are right in the middle of the holiday season, and I saw that Instacart is now offering same-day delivery for Christmas trees. So remember to tip, because your delivery guy definitely has an ax.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, Elon Musk also said that Twitter's character limit for tweets is going to increase from 280 to 4,000. People are like, ‘4,000 characters? At that point, I may as well get my news from the news.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”