He spent years fathering as many voters as possible (self-aware cinderblock)

December 2022

“Can we all agree that the self-aware cinderblock known as Herschel Walker does not belong in the Senate.” —Stephen Colbert

“The US Senate is no place for people whose brains don’t work because of football injuries. It’s a place for people whose brains don’t work because they’re 1,000 years old.” —Stephen Colbert

“Herschel Walker, the Republican backed by Donald Trump, went into election day trailing in the polls behind Democratic rival Raphael Warnock, who was declared the victor late on Tuesday night. It’s not like Herschel didn’t try. He spent years fathering as many voters as possible.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”