Don’t worry, she’s OK or, you know, the same (standing outside Mitt Romney's house holding a Boom Box)

You know, last night was the kick-off of the convention. Democrats were eager to demonstrate party unity [on-screen: hippies and nude dancers] I'm sorry, I'm being told that's not footage from the Democratic Convention, but in fact footage from Burning Man. Well it's an honest mistake so uh, ladies and gentlemen, if my gaffe offended, I apologize to Burning Man." --Stephen Colbert

And the majority of those American medals were won by female athletes. So, boys, next time somebody on the playground says you throw like a girl, say "Thank you." –Stephen Colbert

Sarah Palin just posted on Facebook that she tripped and fell while doing something called “Rock-running.” Not sure what rock-running is, but I think it’s when you jog while playing air guitar. Palin fell and hit her head on a rock. Don’t worry, she’s OK or, you know, the same. –Stephen Colbert

I’m guessing this is just wishful thinking, but senior GOP officials are exploring options if Donald Trump drops out. In fact, top Republicans have been seen standing outside Mitt Romney's house holding boom boxes. –Stephen Colbert

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