This sounds like Bill Clinton's worst nightmare, doesn't it? (If life was fair)

"The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White." –Jay Leno

"How about the (Super Bowl) commercials? There's some good ones. How about the one, mytalkingstain.com? A stain that can talk. This sounds like Bill Clinton's worst nightmare, doesn't it?" --Jay Leno

“Whiny Tony Hayward -- you know the cry-baby BP CEO guy -- he says life’s not fair and that sometimes you step off a curb and you get hit by a bus. You know, if life was fair, that bus would have been driven by an unemployed Louisiana shrimp boat operator.” -Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”