You know what? Go ahead and use your hands. (It's just my foolish pride)

July 2014

"Welcome to the Tonight Show. I'm Jimmy Fallon – and in the time it took me to say that, Germany scored five more goals against Brazil." –Jimmy Fallon

"There was a huge blowout at the World Cup yesterday when Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in the semifinals. It got so bad that the refs told Brazil, 'You know what? Go ahead and use your hands.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Germany was really excited about the World Cup win. When asked what they're going to do next, Germany said, 'We're going to invade Disney World!'" –Jimmy Fallon

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