This is like putting Bill Clinton in charge at a Hooters, it's not a good idea (Or, as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the greatest movie of all time.')

 

"Another big Oscar nod for 'There Will Be Blood,' the story of a ruthless oil tycoon. Or, as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the greatest movie of all time.'" --Jay Leno

"I watched that new reality show on ABC with Charlie Gibson, 'America's Next Top Vice President.' Oh, what an exciting show that is! Did you see Sarah Palin's interview with Charlie Gibson? Did you all watch that? In fact, John McCain was watching it at home, and at one point, he turned to his wife and said, 'She looks really familiar.'" --Jay Leno

 

"We're turning our ports over to the Arabs. We can't even turn Iraq over to the Arabs. This is like putting Bill Clinton in charge at a Hooters, it's not a good idea." --Jay Leno

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