The look you give the cashier when she scans the KY Jelly (He couldn't keep his eyes off exhibits A and B)

"Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the Late Show. I need your help with this. Do you think it's soon to hit on Mrs. Zarqawi?" --David Letterman

"Last weekend Rush Limbaugh was arrested at an airport because he had illegal Viagra. So apparently, Dick Cheney isn't the only Republican who's locked and loaded." --David Letterman

 

"Give her credit, Anna Nicole Smith made a compelling case. So good, in fact, that Clarence Thomas couldn't keep his eyes off exhibits A and B." --David Letterman

"When he travels, Dick Cheney has certain things that he needs. He needs what he calls a 'downtime suite.' Coincidentally, George W. Bush also has a 'downtime suite.' It's called the Oval Office." --David Letterman

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