"It's springtime and earlier today Chris Christie closed the George Washington Bridge for a pollen study." –David Letterman
"Yesterday President Obama made an unscheduled stop at a Little League game while he was on his way to a fundraiser. Yeah, because there's nothing parents love more than their kid's Little League game getting even longer." –Jimmy Fallon
"Vladimir Putin ordered all Russian troops stationed near Ukraine to be pulled back to their home bases. It’s the first time Putin has pulled back since that one time someone tried to hug him." –Seth Meyers
"Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, 'We've been expecting you.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"It's primary season, which thanks to global warming, will soon be our last remaining season." –Stephen Colbert
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