It looks now like Client 9 will soon be looking for wife number 2 (that moves Ann Coulter up to first place)

 

"You know, I'm a half-full kind of guy. I always try to put a positive spin on stuff. Sure, it's a horrible story. On the other hand, you look at it this way, Spitzer was supporting New York's number one industry." --David Letterman

 

"I don't know about you, but when I heard about this scandal here's the first thing I thought. I said, 'Woah, there's another success for eHarmony.com.'" --David Letterman

"Eliot Spitzer went through this call girl thing. He was known as a regular customer. He was known as Client 9. It looks now like Client 9 will soon be looking for wife number 2." –David Letterman

"Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was the world's most unhinged lunatic. He's now dead, so that moves Ann Coulter up to first place." --David Letterman

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