During the 21-gun salute, Dick Cheney returned fire (Fire Bad)

 

"Actually, one awkward moment today in Washington. During the 21-gun salute, Dick Cheney returned fire." --Jay Leno

 

"Yesterday was Barack Obama's birthday. I believe he turned a little to the right, if I'm not mistaken." --Jay Leno

"President Bush said today his plan to fight terrorism is simple and straightforward -- go after the evildoers, track them down, find out where they're hiding and then sell them our seaports." --Jay Leno

 

"Congress is furious. They want to know, how come these oil company profits are so high, but the money they receive under the table remains the same. This has got to change!" --Jay Leno

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