But for a minute, you had hope. You're welcome! (How's your diet going?)

And today, temperatures are expected to reach 127 degrees in Death Valley. But, it’s a dry death. –Stephen Colbert

Last night, the Federal Election Commission announced how much cash each campaign has on hand. And Hillary Clinton is burying Donald Trump $42 million to $1.3 million. I always knew those huge skyscrapers were overcompensating for something in his pants. I just never imagined it was his wallet. –Stephen Colbert

I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The bad news is I lied: There's no good news. But for a minute, you had hope. You're welcome! --Stephen Colbert

It's hard to believe that there are only seven months left in the Obama presidency. You never know how much you're going to miss a guy until you see the options. –Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

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