After the tree outside Fox headquarters was set on fire by a homeless man, Fox News host Ainsley Earhardt said, ‘This Scrooge is not going to get away with it.’ And nothing has ever explained Fox News better than a rich white lady calling a homeless man Scrooge. —Michael Che
The CDC believes the Omicron variant first appeared in the U.S. during a recent anime convention in New York. Damn, the one time they leave the house. —Michael Che
After CNN fired Chris Cuomo, it was revealed that the former anchor has been accused of sexual misconduct just like his older brother. Well, those two are quite a pair, said Cuomo to a female co-worker. —Michael Che
A woman testifying in the sex trafficking trial of Ghislaine Maxwell, said that Maxwell told her that Jeffrey Epstein needed to have sex at least three times a day, and if not, he’d kill himself. —Michael Che
Kentucky Fried Chicken is testing a new dipping sauce called Sweet Hot Capital City Mambo Sauce. Coincidentally, Sweet Hot Capital City Mambo Sauce is also what Colin Jost calls rap music. —Michael Che
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