"New York City is going to get a new mayor. It's between some tall white guy and some short white guy. That's all I know." –David Letterman
"The tall white guy is really tall. He's 6'7'. This is a jumbo mayor. He said if he's elected, Mayor Bloomberg can live in his pocket. Mayor Bloomberg is a tiny guy." –David Letterman
"Mayor Bloomberg has been mayor of New York City for 12 years. We'll all miss Mayor Bloomberg. But he says 12 years is plenty. That's three terms. He now just wants to settle down and spend more time with his money." –David Letterman
"One year ago today President Obama won re-election. And it's been smooth sailing ever since." –David Letterman
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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