We report. You just died (they keep it in the top drawer of a bedside table)

July 2021

“Today millions of people all over the world looked up at Bezos’ space ship and said, ‘Wow, that thing sure looks like a penis.’” —Anthony Anderson

“They designed the Bezos rocket ship at the Johnson Space Center.” —Tariq Trotter

“They don’t keep it in a hangar, they keep it in the top drawer of a bedside table.” —Tariq Trotter

“I’m not sure what they used to fuel the rocket, but based on the design, I’m gonna say 2D batteries.” —Seth Meyers

“There have been a lot of stories lately about the anti-vax propaganda on Fox News, after one former executive told the New York Times that the network has ‘contributed substantially and directly’ to the ‘unnecessary deaths of many Americans by fueling hesitation and doubt’ about the safety of vaccines. Well, it’s no surprise. It’s right there in Fox News’s slogan: ‘We report. You just died.’” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”