or like Two and a Half Men without a cast member going crazy (Needles sold separately)

December 2012

"As you know, the Mayans said the world will end tomorrow, and like everybody else, they blame Bush." –Jay Leno

"As we get closer to Christmas, these Christmas tree lots try to rip you off because they know you're desperate. They know you need a tree. I was at a lot last night. I went to buy a tree. Needles sold separately. I couldn't believe it." –Jay Leno

"'It's a Wonderful Life' is the one where the angel earns his wings. Because remember, kids, an angel without wings is like Tom Selleck without a moustache, or like 'Two and a Half Men' without a cast member going crazy." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”