He's the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century (the closer at Beverly Hills Mercedes)

August 2012

"Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century." –David Letterman 

"Mitt looks like a guy who would be the closer at Beverly Hills Mercedes." –David Letterman

"And Mitt's running mate Paul Ryan — who has dropped out of nowhere and has energized the Republican ticket — he looks like the guy you see on packages of underwear." –David Letterman

"Finding a co-host for Kelly Ripa has been harder than finding Mitt Romney's tax returns." –David Letterman

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”