but you can still watch Donald Trump play golf and drink Coke (What are the chances)

April 2021

“MLB’s has decided to move the All-Star game out of Atlanta. Baseball did the right thing and pulled the game and now the red hatters are mad at them. In response Donald Trump called for a boycott of Delta and Coca-Cola, among other companies. Donald Trump calling for a boycott of Coca-Cola is beautiful. He had a Diet Coke button on his desk in the Oval Office. The man urinates aspartame, OK? It’s especially funny because with all his complaining about cancel culture – this guy has tried to cancel more culture than anybody ever! If you listen to Donald Trump, you’d have to cancel baseball, Coke, Delta airlines, Viacom CBS, Cisco, Citi Group, UPS, Apple, Macy’s, Univision, HBO. The list goes on and on, up to and including Merck, which happens to make Propecia, the drug Donald Trump takes to slow his balding down. What are the chances that Donald Trump actually gives up Diet Coke or his bald head medicine? None. But he wants you to.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Cheer up, Republicans, you can’t watch football, baseball, or basketball or NASCAR anymore, but you can still watch Donald Trump play golf and drink Coke.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”