Which explains why they were trying to pay the hookers peanuts (the Juan percent)

May 2012

"There has been another new development in the Secret Service prostitution scandal. Some agents say this kind of thing is so common that internally they refer to it as the Secret Circus. Which explains why they were trying to pay the hookers peanuts." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Today, members of the Secret Service told the Senate that there’s an unwritten rule amongst agents that what happens on the road stays on the road. Not to be confused with that WRITTEN rule – that they shouldn't have sex with prostitutes." –Jimmy Fallon

"Here’s an election update. Today Mitt Romney met with a group of wealthy Latino business owners. Or as Romney calls them, 'the Juan percent.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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