the study was conducted by two guys stuck in an elevator with Larry King (dusted off some old campaign promises)

June 2012

"On Friday, President Obama spent the night at his home in Chicago for the first time in over a year. It was nice – he even went down to the basement and dusted off some old campaign promises." –Jimmy Fallon

"That's right, Obama spent the night at his home in Chicago. Of course it got awkward when he left and his housekeeper was like, 'So, see you after the election?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"New research shows that elderly people emit a distinct odor. Yeah, the study was conducted by two guys stuck in an elevator with Larry King." –Conan O'Brien

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”