Not only that — my hairpiece is 100 percent hemp (real Mexican food)

April 2012

"For the first time in 40 years, more Mexicans are leaving the United States than are coming to it. Not because of our economy. Because they're sick and tired of explaining that Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food." –Conan O'Brien

"It's Earth Week. So we're doing tonight's show with very little energy. We're using our solar-powered applause sign. Not only that — my hairpiece is 100 percent hemp." –David Letterman

"Mitt Romney is going to be the Republican nominee. They've already broken out the non-alcoholic champagne." –David Letterman

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”