“Yo guys, Joe Biden is so lucky. All he has to do is have a vaccine plan and not lie for 10 minutes and he’s basically, what, the next George Washington?” — Trevor Noah
“And we all know this is only thanks to Donald Trump for setting the bar so low. It’s like getting hired as a babysitter and your predecessor was a Roomba covered in knives — you are going to be better.” — Trevor Noah
“So today, President Biden signed 10 executive orders to get his pandemic plan rolling, including a requirement for masks while traveling, studies and trials of Covid-19 treatments, and more public data on cases and vaccinations. It’s a new strategy the White House is calling ‘Operation: Well, Duh!’” —Stephen Colbert
“And the best part is, the Biden administration is going to keep us informed about what they’re doing, with regular expert-led, science-based public briefings. Which will be a nice change from moron-led, Clorox-based, dexamethasone ramblings.” —Stephen Colbert
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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