He won't even go down on an escalator (he won't even let the UPS guy handle his package)

February 2012

“This guy is really conservative. In fact, Rick Santorum is so conservative he won't even go down on an escalator.” –Jay Leno

“He's so conservative he wants ballpark franks to stop plumping when you cook 'em. That's how conservative.” –Jay Leno

“Santorum says that if he's elected, he's going to leave the interns alone and just screw the American people directly.” –Jay Leno

“In fact, Santorum is so conservative he won't even let the UPS guy handle his package. That's how conservative.” –Jay Leno 

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