Someone check who that dog voted for (It’s called being presidential)

December 2020

“President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. fractured his foot over the weekend while playing with Major, his German shepherd. He’ll have to wear an orthopedic boot for a while. So in a way, Trump and Biden both got the boot this month.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Someone check who that dog voted for.” —Trevor Noah

“Biden was like, ‘Ah, it’s no big deal; I’ve been dealing with a fractured hairline for years.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently, Biden slipped and fell while playing with Major, his dog. The Pentagon today announced that Major has been demoted to captain.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“And why does Biden need a walking boot? He shouldn’t be walking; he should be riding a golf cart everywhere. It’s called being presidential.” — Trevor Noah

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