“Well guys, today, President Trump took a break from his busy schedule of retweeting Randy Quaid and carried out the presidential tradition of pardoning a turkey. The bird needed to be pardoned after it was let down by its bumbling lawyer, Rooster Giuliani.” — Jimmy Fallon
“Five Randy Quaid retweets. Two, sure. Three, that’s pushing it. Five? I think that makes him secretary of agriculture.” — James Corden
“It’s the first turkey basted with Grecian Formula.” — Jimmy Kimmel
“There you have it — an innocent turkey pardoned by a lame duck.”— Stephen Colbert
“Yes, it’s a lucky, lucky bird to have a better legal team than the president.” — Stephen Colbert
“Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his hole today. He knows that if he comes out of his bunker and sees his shadow, he’ll only have six more weeks of president.” —Stephen Colbert
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