you clearly can’t catch the virus if you spend all your time kissing that person’s a** (Did I say We? I meant You)

October 2020

“Now, if Mike Pence hasn’t caught Corona, this is actually some really good information for us to learn about the virus, because now we know that you can get the virus if you’re breathing the same air as someone who is positive but you clearly can’t catch the virus if you spend all your time kissing that person’s ass.” —Trevor Noah

“And yeah, I know people go to Trump rallies after he got Covid, but that’s Trump — his rallies are fun. That’s worth getting corona for. No one wants to get corona from Mike Pence, especially because he already makes you feel like you have corona. Yeah, you know, after he talks, you’re exhausted, it’s hard to breathe, and you just want to lie down.” —Trevor Noah

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”