Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like To Say To The American People (as read by Mitt Romney on Letterman)
10. "Isn't it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?"
9. "What's up, gangstas — it's the M-I-Double-Tizzle"
8. "I have no proof, but I have a feeling Canada is planning something"
7. "Actually, I'm only here to meet Tom Cruise"
6. "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"
5. "My new cologne is now available at Macy's. It's 'Mitt-stified'"
4. "I just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with Matt Damon"
3. "I can do a lot, but even I can't fix the Indianapolis Colts"
2. "Newt Gingrich? Really?"
1. "It's a hairpiece"
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