Oh, no — do I have another fly on my head? (I bet my numbers would be terrific)

October 2020

“Even Joe Biden is like, ‘Trust me, being vice president is not essential work.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, the coronavirus is spreading through the Coronavirus Task Force. But don’t worry, the White House is now forming a task force to figure out what went wrong with the task force.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Seriously, it doesn’t instill a lot of confidence that the head of the Coronavirus Task Force’s office got the coronavirus. It’s like if the Avengers got mugged.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, the only place the coronavirus is rounding the corner is in the halls of the White House.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, when Pence saw he was trending online, he was like, ‘Oh, no — do I have another fly on my head?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, Pence will continue to campaign, ’cause not even Covid can stop people from seeing the electricity and raw sexual magnetism that is Mike Pence in person.” —Jimmy Fallon

“It’s like the coronavirus won the Super Bowl, except it already made trips to Disneyland and the White House.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”