David Letterman's "Top Ten Items On Kim Jong Un's To Do List"
10. Hit LensCrafters and check out the selection of giant dictator glasses
9. Fix leaky water torture pipe in dungeon
8. Promote his new regime on "The Wendy Williams Show"
7. Light palace Menorah for the first day of Hanukkah
6. Take a vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas
5. Floss more (It's on everyone's to-do list, but we never get around to it, do we folks?)
4. Do some freestyle picking
3. Watch monkeys riding dogs
2. Buy a zoo with Matt Damon
1. Obligatory meeting with Donald Trump
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