What are you doing with that picture, man? (which is really surprising for a Trump enterprise)

October 2020

“Maybe that’s why Trump has had a beef with the Chinese all these years. I mean, you know how annoying back fees can be. [Imitating Trump] ‘One time I tried to withdraw money, but then they said I have no money. But then they charged me for not having any money, which makes no sense, because they know I don’t have money. So that’s why we did a trade war.’” — Trevor Noah

“And, look, remember, it’s not necessarily weird that someone like Donald Trump has a Chinese bank account. What is weird is that he kept it a secret from the American people. Like if you have a photo of Don Cheadle, it’s kind of weird but whatever. But if you have a photo of Don Cheadle locked inside a giant safe, then it’s like, ‘What are you doing with that picture, man?’” — Trevor Noah

“Now on the other hand, maybe you want an American president who pays taxes to China. I mean this way when he is sitting down with Xi he can say things like, ‘Listen, buddy, I pay your salary, and this is what I think needs to happen.’” — Trevor Noah

“Now I’m willing to bet that Trump wishes he had that Chinese tax money back in his pocket. Because with less than two weeks to go before the election, his campaign is almost broke. I know, which is really surprising for a Trump enterprise.” — Trevor Noah

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