I’m sorry that you’re unable to have a good time (Thank you for the endorsement)

September 2020

“The only thing Trump avoids more than condemning white supremacists is paying taxes.” —Trevor Noah

“Like, no president should ever have to be pressured this hard into condemning white supremacists. It’s the easiest thing. Trump did it so grudgingly, he was like one of those guys who refuses to make real apologies. [imitating Trump] ‘What? I am supposed to apologize for tailgating at your dad’s funeral? Fine, I’m sorry — I’m sorry that you’re unable to have a good time.’” —Trevor Noah

“And by the way, you know that you’ve truly botched your condemnation of a hate group when that hate group says, ‘Thank you for the endorsement.’” —Trevor Noah

“I would be careful if I were the Proud Boys, though, because if there is one thing we know about Donald Trump, it’s that once he invests in you, you have about five years until you go bankrupt.” —Trevor Noah

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