“I’m almost certain Trump has no idea what TikTok is. I’m betting TikTok was one of the answers he wrote on his cognitive test.” —Seth Meyers
“Trump doesn’t know anything about TikTok, and he doesn’t actually care — he just says stuff like this because it’s his favorite thing to do. He loves to stand on the White House lawn next to a giant whirring helicopter and shout empty pronouncements at reporters because it makes him feel like he’s actually the president and not just some soulless husk who fell ass-backward into a job he wasn’t qualified for because some dummy made fun of him at a dinner once.” — Seth Meyers, referring to his jabs at Mr. Trump while hosting the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner in 2011
“[Imitating Trump] We’re also looking very strongly at Candy Crush. We don’t want criminals like the Jelly Queen and Cupcake Carl coming into our country. Joe Biden doesn’t have what it takes to stop the bubble gum troll.” —Seth Meyers
“At first Trump was confused because he thought TikTok was the name of ‘60 Minutes.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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