“Now, Trump has claimed this is all Obama’s fault, because when Trump came into office, there were no tests for this disease that didn’t exist yet.” —Stephen Colbert
“Yeah, according to Trump, he spent three years not preparing for a pandemic because he was distracted by all the scandals he created. Even if Trump did have a lot going on, you gotta admit that’s a [expletive] excuse. You’re the president — that’s kind of the nature of the job. [as Trump] ‘Whoa, whoa, whoa! I just wanted to run the country. I didn’t know I’d have to multitask.’” —Trevor Noah
“[as Trump] I’ve got a lot of things going on. I mean, between the golf and the tweeting and the pardoning the turkeys, I got a lot on my plate. By the way, keep your grubby fingers away from my plate. You reach for my nachos, you’re drawing back a bloody stump.” —Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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