“In that ABC News interview, President Trump said that as states relax stay-at-home orders during the coronavirus pandemic, there may be more death, because, quote, ‘You won’t be locked into an apartment or a house or whatever it is.’ I know he’s out of touch, but is it possible he doesn’t even know what people live in? [as Trump] ‘I think they make nests out of mud or something. I could ask them, but I really don’t want to interact.’” —Seth Meyers
“Now, there was so much backlash for disbanding this task force, that this morning, Trump announced that he would not be disbanding the task force. He said he would allow the task force to continue, just with different people doing different things, which makes as much sense as telling your husband you’re not divorcing him, you’re just continuing your marriage with a different person who you don’t hate.” —Trevor Noah
“[as Trump] Turns out people like people who want them to be alive. That one really caught me by surprise, because I’m dead inside.” —Stephen Colbert
“Of course, this is Donald Trump, which means it’ll end when he finds a younger, hotter task force.” —Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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