something tells me you give zero [expletive] (OK, calm down, your honor)

“Now, look, I do sympathize with people in Wisconsin. I mean, even in normal times, they only get to be outside, like, two months a year. I mean, their weather is a natural lockdown. But here’s the thing that gets me — I understand people who feel like getting kids in school, getting back to work and reopening doctors’ offices is worth the risk of coronavirus. Right? I get it. I understand where you are coming from. But if the first thing you do when you’re not locked down is pack yourself into bars where you’re spraying into each other’s faces, something tells me you give zero [expletive].” —Trevor Noah

“In the ruling, one justice made an especially stunning comparison, saying, ‘This comprehensive claim to control virtually every aspect of a person’s life is something we normally associate with a prison, not a free society governed by the rule of law.’ OK, calm down, your honor. If this was prison, you wouldn’t be sitting on your couch watching ‘Tiger King,’ you’d be his cellmate.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”