“Barack Obama gave a virtual commencement addresses over the weekend, during which the former president criticized the American response to the coronavirus. [As Karl Rove] Yes, what Obama did there was a political drive-by shooting. He really crip-walked all over America’s norms. I mean, this was not the time for a rap battle. Because this is Donald Trump’s movie, and Obama is talking loudly during it. What a black day in American history.” —Trevor Noah
“Isn’t it crazy how Obama never even had to mention Trump by name? Like, that’s how you know you’ve screwed up, when someone could just say, ‘People have no idea what they’re doing,’ and everyone is like, ‘That’s Trump. That is Trump.’ Even Trump is like ‘That’s me, totally me.’” —Trevor Noah
“You know, it’s funny how Obama hides his insults, almost like he doesn’t want to get in trouble with Michelle for going low. [imitating Obama] Now, I agree with Michelle, that we’re gonna go high. So I won’t say anything about your mama. I will, however, point out that the person who gave birth to you has reached proportions that could possibly obscure large bodies of light.” —Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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