“Dr. Rick Bright, the whistle-blower who was ousted as the head of a federal medical research agency — and replaced with the guy who makes Trump’s omelets at Mar-a-Lago, testified in front of a House subcommittee on Thursday, saying he believed the Trump administration had failed to heed his early warnings about preparing the country for Covid-19. Bright said if we don’t get our act together, the United States could be headed for ‘the darkest winter in modern history.’ The good news is, it sounds like he’s saying we might make it to winter.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“This was a scary hearing today. Dr. Bright warned us that the window is closing to address the pandemic. And, you know, unless that window is a drive-through window at KFC, there’s no way Trump’s even going to bother.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Of course, as he was watching that, there was a good chance Trump was sneezing into his hands, surrounded by reporters and wearing a face mask over his eyes. [as Trump] ‘If I can’t see you, I can’t give you the corona.’” —Seth Meyers
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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