“On a trip to Arizona, the president left Air Force One and proceeded to try to shake the hand of a greeting official but instead opted for an awkward back slap. What is the point in avoiding a handshake if you then wipe your hands all over the other guy’s suit? At that point you’re just using him as a corona napkin.” —Trevor Noah
“During his Arizona visit Trump also refused to wear a mask while visiting a mask factory. The mask would literally be the least distracting thing on his head.” —Trevor Noah
“In an ABC News interview, Trump also said that reopening America would put some people’s lives in jeopardy. That’s just a risk that Trump is willing for you to take.” —Stephen Colbert
“When asked what message he would give to grieving relatives, Trump said that they should be pleased that there will be a ‘raging economy’ next year. That response was colder than the caves of Pluto.” —Stephen Colbert
“When asked about the mass loss of life, Trump said that no one has been losing more sleep than him over it. Even in grief, he is No 1.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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